I Shaved My Legs for This?

The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, 
Gang aft agley, 
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, 
For promis'd joy! 


There is a reason why I hate the treadmill at the health club, or anywhere else for that matter. There is the fact that I feel like some lab rat in an intergalactic lab, being observed by some alien life form scientist, who takes a perverse interest in the tedium that humans suffer in the quest for fitness. (It is fortunate that the club doesn't offer those wheels that hamsters and the like run around to nowhere on; I'd go spare if I had to run on one of those.) This is how I think on those days when I consider the question posed to me by my Humanities teacher in my senior year, ie: what if we are just some speck of dust in the nose of a giant alien, and what if he sneezes?


I can also reference the ending to Men in Black, where, right before the credits roll we see an alien shooting, then picking up his marbles and sticking them in a bag. That sequence had me thinking for days on end and I eventually ended the pain of it all by drinking a pitcher of Margaritas and nursing a tequila hang over the next day. That can take your mind off of ANYTHING, even death.


Back to the treadmill thing. I have been on one for the last 7 months and I am most heartily sick unto death of it. Nothing has, thus far, turned out how I wanted it to when I decided to put my heart on the line again and eschew the whole Crazy Cat Lady Down the Street thing I was working on perfecting.


I love Mike, can't imagine not being with Mike. He isn't the issue. I am the issue, perhaps...no not perhaps, but not totally, either. It's hard to explain, my thoughts are so jumbled right now; it's as if this weekend's trip back home opened a straining floodgate and everything is rushing through in a torrent that I cannot control. 


I am struggling with the intrinsic need to "honor" my parents, mom in particular, and the desire to also take care of Mike and the kids. He, after all, works his ass off to keep me "home", and since my job is to take care of the house and the running of it, I figure that I owe 100% percent to that effort. It's, also the kids who need my attention and have reveled in my being home in the morning to see them off to school, to make their lunches and to be home when they get home.  I've loved it too, and quite to my surprise, found that I liked being an At Home Mom, doing chores and cooking and the like. 


In all honesty, I think I spent the first 4 months of this new phase in my life in a state of shock or maybe disbelief...I had never imagined that my life would lead to this (which thoughts in and of themselves are to be thought about and debated internally later...my self esteem and all that). I mean, I actually CLEANED, hands and knees cleaned. I organized the pantry (an exercise in terror of there ever was one), the kitchen cabinets, I hung pictures and rearranged furniture. I watched cooking shows and tried new dishes and found that I liked the whole process of cooking, but most of all genuinely felt happy and proud that I had pleased Mike and the kids with my efforts.




Then mom had a knee replaced and fell at home and the nightmare started. As a result I have turned into a creature who no longer bothers to put on make-up, and only shaves in anticipation of sex.


What the fuck? Who am I and what has happened to the real Beth?


She is stuck on the treadmill from hell and the fucking alien scientists are laughing their green little asses off.


I have become something that I swore I'd never be, especially when I was a "liberated career woman and single mother who had it all".  I looked upon these make-upless, messy haired, sloppy clothed women with infants and toddlers in tow and sneer. I was the mother who took her kid to the emergency room, but wore make-up, perfume and matched clothing. I remembered to bring a book and things to keep the healthy kid entertained, as opposed to bored and ill mannered. I reveled in the fact that I wasn't tied down and could take a lover if I wanted to. Mostly, I didn't take said lover because the kids and I had our nice little routine and I didn't want a man to disrupt that.


Isn't it funny how when the right guy comes along, the routine suddenly becomes unimportant and/or workable?


So, just when I was getting into the swing of the whole June Cleaver thing, mom falls and busts open her surgical site, setting off the proverbial domino effect.  In a nut shell, she fell at home and busted the knee open, nearly bleeding to death. Then a few days later, this time in the hospital, she falls again and fucks the knee up once more.  A month or so later, after inpatient rehab, she is sent home. A few days after that, the staples are removed to reveal a gaping wound that never closed up properly and off to the wound care specialist we go (happy Valentines Day!). Here I got the treat of watching the doctor probe the "tunneling" under my mothers leg, and charting his observations (when the doctors and nurses found out I was considering nursing school, they all wanted to educate me). The conclusion to this awful probing was that mom needed a debridement and a wound vac, but in the interim dad and I were in charge of keeping the leg clean. This process involved much saline solution, sanitary napkins and gauze. I can dress a wound quite well now.


Damned if things didn't get worse, because the day before her surgery to debride and apply the vac, she ends up in CCU and intubated, as she had developed pneumonia. I can't tell you how much it sucks to realize the fact that one's parents are mortal in such a manner. To be told that your mother would likely die is something I was ill prepared for, even though I sat next to her on a daily basis and watched the nurses do their work. After all, I had been with her since the first fall, going daily to the hospital to keep her company and advocate for her where it was needed. I had seen her struggle through physical therapy so that she could walk again, so I knew how determined she was to get better. 


Blessedly, she remembers very little of that time, but it is seared in my memory forever. When I have the time I will have to seek therapy sessions to deal with it all, I refuse to repeat the year of 1996-1997 when I went through the deaths of family and friends, one after the other, and neglected myself so that I could help others. Never again.


As it stands now, mother has been bedridden since March. I have been in attendance since January and I am, as she is, heartily sick of it all.


Today, for some reason, has been the worst for me. I am so fucking tired of not having a life. I want my life back. I barely see Mike, I am so tired by the time I get home that I have no energy for cooking or cleaning, and the house looks like shit. The fact that the dog is losing his winter coat, and the cat has gone into one of her Emo phases, and is pulling her hair out by the chunk, isn't helping either. God I wish I had carpet, maybe that would make the hair not so noticeable as it is when it collects in the corners.


I still haven't gotten the mani/pedi Mike gave me for Valentines day(a day ruined by the visit to the wound care doctor, but at least the filet was good), because everytime I make the reservation, something comes up with mom and I have to cancel.


I am angry at mom. I can't stand the fact that I am, it's perverse in a way and pointless, but there it is. I'm angry at my sisters, because they have jobs and can't take care of her. I'm angry at myself for being angry at mom and my sisters. I'm just plain angry and sad. This is so fucked up. I can't even go to Ft. Hood to see my niece home from Afganistan.


I just want off of this particular treadmill. I want my life back, so that I can see where that will lead. Seven months of my life has just whizzed by me, one day the same as the day before. I hate it.


I hate that I resent it. I hate that I hate that I resent it, because it is what it is. I'm just sick of it all.


On Monday, mom gets her knee replaced, again...the odds of a rejection are high since she's had a major infection. I dare to hope that she will keep the knee and not have to have the bones fused together. We are both looking forward to the surgery, in a perverse way, even though it will start the whole cycle of pain and PT and misery over again. If she doesn't reject the knee, then perhaps things will eventually return to normal, but I can honestly say that I'm not holding my breath. 


It's not that I don't want to be optimistic. I do, but thus far, the whole hope and prayer thing has been for naught. 


I am open for surprise, though.