Monday, June 13, 2011

While I Was Away...

The dog hair on the floor multiplied, bunny like, even though the dog was at the boarder's.

Mike missed having me next to him when he went to sleep.

The dust bunnies had an orgy and have now taken over every surface in the house. They also have established colonies under the entertainment center and the sofas.

And...Mike thinks his dick will fall off if he buys sanitary supplies for his step-daughter, so he gave her money and sent her into the store to buy her own. In fact he's so afraid of cross contamination, he let her keep the change.

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